Madonna uploaded on her YouTube channel a vintage-style video clip showing her remorse over hating hydrangeas.
After her
I-absolutely-loathe-hydrangeas caught-on-camera incident went viral, Madonna's representative explained "she didn't want to hurt the feeling of the hydrangeas of the world" as she has her own flora preferences.
In addition, the English Roses lover has created a sepia-toned silent film cradling the poor flowers . . . as if expressing her apology.
But the video is a spoof that ends with the truth that she still loathes hydrangeas...
Madonna's love letter to hydrangeas
You have no idea how many nights
I have lost thinking how I hurt you.
Words cannot express how sorry I am.
To think I may have caused you pain.
My heart is going to burst with sadness.
I need to know in time you may forgive me.
If I could take back my words I would
but I can't, so what am I left with?